Stolen from a chain letter.....

Are you sick and tired of all those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no silly little 'smiley' faces here -- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick -- you had better stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever shit you have.

8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

This is my oath. I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because YOU are my friend.